Are you worn out? Run down? Tired of the daily grind? What you need is a Lunar vacation!
Cruise in a luxurious glide-yacht across the Sea of Tranquility! Relax and feel the stress melt from you in the Gardens of Selene! Marvel in wonder at the Cosmos as you stargaze under the Copernicus Dome!
And after a full lunar day of sightseeing, dine out at the 5-star Harvest Moon Bistro and let Chef LeVayye and his staff demonstrate why they’ve won the Lunar Certificate of Culinary Excellence 4 years running!
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