Junk Mail

17 Aug
August 17, 2013

Are you worn out? Run down? Tired of the daily grind? What you need is a Lunar vacation!

Cruise in a luxurious glide-yacht across the Sea of Tranquility! Relax and feel the stress melt from you in the Gardens of Selene! Marvel in wonder at the Cosmos as you stargaze under the Copernicus Dome!

And after a full lunar day of sightseeing, dine out at the 5-star Harvest Moon Bistro and let Chef LeVayye and his staff demonstrate why they’ve won the Lunar Certificate of Culinary Excellence 4 years running!

Don’t delay! Our friendly virtual operators are eager to assist you in finding the package that suits your budget! Book now!


One of the most fun parts of my job is writing fake future spam email for System Crash. 😀

4 replies
  1. Diego Doumecq says:

    Please tell me there’s emails offering cyborg “male-enhancement” implants!

  2. gareth says:

    Indeed there are! Junk mail about your junk! 😉

  3. Scotticus says:

    Hmmm… no mention of lunar excursions. Golf would be pretty popular I bet. Maybe moon buggy races?

    BTW, that’s fantastically clever. Your junkmail is better than some game’s entire setting.

  4. gareth says:

    Lol, thanks. 😉


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