Archive for category: Funny

Heavenly Minded

01 Aug
August 1, 2015

I may be a little absent-minded. Or, as my mother affectionately puts it: “Too heavenly-minded to be any earthly use.”

Decided that, since I’ll be in Germany for a week, it would be a good idea to buy an extra pair of jeans. Go with Michelle to the mall this morning to, among other things, buy said jeans. Return home, completely forgot to buy jeans.

Procrastinate for an hour before reluctantly getting up to head back to the mall. Just before I step out the door, I check my other pair for size…and see another pair of jeans next to it.

No, it can’t be…it is.

An identical pair of jeans. Which I forgot I bought with the first pair.

I feel somewhat sheepish, I’ll admit.

Fight Club As An 8-Bit Brawler

11 Mar
March 11, 2014

Rather good.

I’d watch that

14 Dec
December 14, 2012

A bit of fun for a Friday. 😉

Found this fake “tv intro” clip for a Shadowrun show while browsing around on youtube. It’s fairly neat.

I’d watch that!

So you want to be an indie game developer?

07 Dec
December 7, 2012

This excellent guide can help!

Best Recruiting Ad Ever

01 Aug
August 1, 2012

The Big Bad Wolf

06 Jul
July 6, 2012

Just for fun, here’s some pics from my 30th party. Theme was “Fairy Tales & Fantasy”. Click for bigger versions.

Me and my Hobbit. We don’t drink pink drinks, Dave.

Snow White and her Prince.

Prince and the Frog.

My, what sharp claws you have.

Dark Elves – They refuse to smile for photos.

Frodo surrenders the One Ring without a fight. Useless hobbits. :/

Red (more like Pink) Riding Hood discovers, to her dismay, that that’s not Grandma.

Warlock summons a Succubus.

The Forces of Darkness kept to their own side of the patio.

Puss in Boots.

Shakin’ tail. Some of us have more tail to shake.

Out of dip?!? NooooOOOOooooo!!!!

Twister – best played while drinking.

It’s a Trap!

Everybody say Aaahhh!

If there is one thing I’ve learned in 30 years on this planey, it’s that, no matter what your path, it’s friends and family who make it all worthwhile, at the end of the day.

Dear Sir, I am very angry about this video game…

17 Mar
March 17, 2012

Still haven’t finished ME3 but this amused me. Apparently some Bioware fans have filed a complaint with the government about the endings in ME3.

Oh internet, never change. 😀

LINK

Bloody kids

18 Feb
February 18, 2012

“Guys, I’m 18 and let me tell you, this thing I enjoyed is the most meaningful, important thing anyone has ever enjoyed.”

Are you kidding me?

Best part :

Mass Effect has a simple message: human beings are delusional about their importance in the grand scheme of things

That’s right. The game where you, the human protagonist, run around single-handedly saving the galaxy while the blithely ignorant alien races ignore the threat even when it appears above their heads, reaping destruction, that’s what this game is about.

(Reaping, geddit? I made a pun. I’m so funny.)

I’m reminded of this “Condescending Wonka” meme.

Be my Valentine

14 Feb
February 14, 2012

I don’t have a significant other for Valentine’s this year, but I decided to get a head start on the card making for next year. 🙂